Category: About

If I’m in the right mood I can talk about almost anything for hours. The one thing I can’t do is tell you about myself. I never know what people want to know. Honestly, I’m not all that exciting. I figure the best thing to do is do what I did back when I had a myspace. Give a random list of things about me / my opinion because that’ll probably tell you more about me than anything else would.

• I didn’t know how to actually spell my middle name until I was 20.
• I only eat one type of food at a time.
• I believe everything should be eaten as finger food if possible.
• Purses are pointless to me. I use my three backpacks.
• My doctor says I am basically the poster girl for S.A.D
• I absolutely hate pictures that are posed for. Candid ones are alway
• I was chased by a deer once so I still have mix feelings about them.
• The nicest compliment I’ve ever received was being told I am like a sour patch kid
  • My friends brother telling me I reminded him of a pit bull is a close second.
• The only reason I keep my room clean is because it makes me feel like I have my life somewhat together.
• If I finger worm at you, it’s as good as a compliment.
• Strangers are fascinating. Talk to them.
• My scream can make your ears bleed.
• I get these ideas in my head and I have to follow through with them.
• If you crack your knuckles in front of me I have to crack whatever will on my body.
• I’ll go to war for you / do everything in my power to help you accompaniment your dreams.
• I make some weird squeak sound when I get hella excited.
• If I had a bad dream I’ll be mad at the person in real life for a few hours.
• When I die I want that to be it for me. I don’t want an afterlife.
  • I still believe in ghost though
• My nails are always painted even if it’s just a clear coat.
  • Left ring finger and right thumb are always painted a different color than my other nails. 8 years ago my dad told me to do it because it would make me cooler. (It doesn’t but I still do it)
• The ‘American Dream’ should really be going to Target drunk.
• Slightly addicted to solitaire. I’ve pulled multiple all nighters playing it.
• I’d sell my soul if it meant I could be even slightly creative.
• Socks are always the most acceptable gift.
• I only use calendars that start on Monday instead of Sunday.
• Probably in the top ten of the worlds biggest hypocrites.
• Never trust someone who willing chooses to wear pocketless jeans.

• If I ever wrote a book the murder would kill people who ask to use their chapstick by giving them one that has poison in it.

• I do not pronounce the word ‘turn’ correctly. Ever.
• One time this girl said John Mayer was the original singer of Free falling
  • I walked out of her car and never talked to her again
  • One of my most upsetting moments in life.
• Boxes of tampons / condom should come with prizes in them like cracker jacks do.
• Any emotional level under a three or above an eight will make me cry.
• Adult coloring books are ridiculously stressful.
• I physically shake. I always just thought that was something that just happened.
  • Turns out it’s just a form of an anxiety.
• Writing letters is my favorite.
  • So is getting things in the mail.
• I haven’t changed my hairstyle in over ten years.
• Sucker for a good sunrise but I still appreciate a good sunset.
• If I’m not singing along to a song I’m probably counting along to it.
• Three tattoos. Eight piercings.
• My nose is constantly stuffy and I’m always sniffling.
• Pickles disgust me. The smell can make me dry heave.
  • so it the word butter when it is said out loud.
• Big fan of finger guns and the *pew pew* shooting game with friends.
• One of my dogs is named after a band and another one is named after a song.
• There is always a fan on in my room. I can not sleep in a quiet room.
• I will rewrite a whole sentence if I don’t know how to spell one of the words correctly.
• My feet haven’t grown since I was in seventh grade.